Worst Dressed at Wema Sepetu's Glitters Night

Lord have mercy! I have seen crazy dress ups...BUT this was something else! Well,i will start from the "Afadhali'...to the worst of the worst!...Let's do this!
 This dearest was so insecure! Maybe its because she is wearing a dress that i took a picture of..just like a month ago?..maybe..well,don't worry mamii,if Kate Middleton recycles,am sure we can too. BUT...where did you see people wearing floral print with such shoes?Mixing pearls and silver and gold jewels?
 Above and Below: We have seen these girls before,right?You remember the two girls from Kili Awards who had blue and pink ULTRA SHORT top dresses?..well,they did it again.. I just couldn't SHOW the image from their BEHINDS....it's eye blinding!
 Wearing such a dress with that belly...please!!
 Nicki Minaj/L.M.A.O/I don't know which name to call her cause i didn't catch hers...I love the shoes,though.....Let's take a closer look at you
 Yes!...Excuse me miss...did you just rob a jewelery shop?Let me end there...
 I have seen a Lady Gaga ghost!!!!! Oooops,sorry,it's just Tanzanian actress,Irene Uwoya. She was on a Black Hijab,black shoes, Black cowboy hat with splashes of blood on it...Actually,the hat has a long train which she wore round her neck.....Pardon me BUT...was she there as a WITCH on Wema's movie?!
 Moving on...Dokii! We know you are a comedian,actress whatever...BUT you are NOT a walking accessory shop!!What was that all about? Leave the khaki boots,let's go closer to her face
 Pink small hat,BIG cream pearls,long silver earrings,pink tie,silver n purple long statement necklace,Pink pearls bracelet,pink watch, pink side purse.......And i Have a shop! Number 2 worst dressed goes to Dokii.
 hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahah!!! uuuuhhh....ahem!Let's see...I start with her body shape...Okay,STOP....Animal print pants,Red ankle boots,Blue striped singlet,color block purse...Wait..let's move closer.
Silver bracelets,hundred rings,silver neck chain,blue loooong nails,red (or whatever) hair.....Just a mess!! This is Mainda,a Tanzanian long time actress....And i have no doubt she makes my Number 1 Worst Dressed for Today!

This is a CRY FOR HELP from those in the Movie/Film Industry in Tanzania...they need a stylist/Designer/everybody to come out of this fashion misery....for real! I will do a pro-bono for one,whoever comes knocking first....Just to STOP these horrible looks!

xoxo
Missie Popular

21 comments:

  1. 100% walikuwa wanogopesha huyo dokii na mainda kwa kweli ?? lol

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  2. obviously they haven't heard of Ally Remtullah, Mustafa Hassanali, Khadija Mwanamboka....they could consult Rio Paul...and look Really fly.

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  3. LMAO you are something else Miss. I think I am starting to over like you.

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  4. NASHKURU KWA KULIONA HILO MANA HAKUNA FANI AMBAYO WAKO NYUMA KATIKA FASHION KAMA MOVIES KWANI NI WACHACHE ANGALAU WAWEZA KUWA NI MFANO KWA WENZAO.INABIDI NAO WAPATE ANGALAU WATU WA KUWAJUZA NINI CHA KUVAA KWENYE SHUGHULI MANA HATA KWENYE PARTY YAO COCKTAIL DRESSES ZILISHAMIRI KWA BAADHIYA WALIOONEKANA KAMA WAMEPENDEZA INGAWA PIA WALIKUWA WAKO TOFAUTI NA SHEREHE HUSIKA.BONGO MOVIES LADIES BADILIKENI

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  5. Lol lol. . dokii should have made the number one!! I laughed so hard and just before i came accros your statement. . "A walking accessory shop" Omg!

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  6. I wish nione picha ya Uwoya Mpaka Chini! Jamani hawa si wajanja hawa kutwa kujishaua magari na expensive clothes! Where do they shop? afu hata make up zao Faaaake hatari haziendani na ngozi zao. Full Ma piko kwa nyusi. Shame shame shame.Irene kanibore sana.

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  7. Hahahahah ,wewe dada umepinda ! Hamna kipengele napenda kwenye blogu yako kama hiki !unavyoweka picha na maneno !hahahah u crazy lady !eti A walking accesory shop ! Hahah!

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  8. uwiii what the heck!! And they call themselves fashionistas they real need help...lmao!

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  9. DOKII!!! more than 7 years into the game she should not be wearing like this or acting the way she does, I CANT EVEN THINK ABOUT WATCHING HER MOVIES AFTER SEEING HER LIKE DAT!!WTF!! She will never be on the level of ppl like Uwoya ,Wema and Rihhama cause she is lazy and untalented. Instead of trying to make the best out of what very little she has, she rather walk around looking like a RETARD i think she z smoking blunts.lmao

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  10. Loool. Some good observations.
    A piece of advice to the owner of this blog, you should start dressing well before coming with “Worst Dressed list”. Maana naona wewe mwenyewe umevaa just too simple and u look sooo awkward.

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  11. hahahahahaha. nice one ! ila mbona wewe hauko kwenye list coz naona umevuruga tu the way u dressed

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  12. Duh, I like your captions on each photo, congrats.

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  13. Nahisi Irene kaamua sasa, manake kila anavyovaa maneno hayaishi. Mara ooo tits ziko nje, mara sijui nguo fupi sana, sasa kajifunika kuanzia kichwani mpaka miguuni in style, mnaosema Irene hana adabu mpooooo????

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  14. Mimi ningewarudishia mlangoni, shezi taipu!!

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  15. wamefanya makusudi ili tu part ya mwenzao ionekane na watu wa ajabu, utavaaje hivyo mi nakutimua live, hata siku ya harusi yangu nikiwaambia watu mje mmevaa white wakaja na nyekundu wanaishia nje. ni makusudi kabisa. mainda hajui kuvaa jamani hawezi hata kuiga, huyo dokii akili zimemruka lazima. irene uwoya mashavu yamemshuka kama hajapata usingizi mwaka mzima. mwee

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  16. This UWOYA is trying so hard to be different, now she just look like a fool. Please, stop!!

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  17. Hawa watoto wa uswahilini na mambo glammour wapi na wapi? ushamba tuu. tena wamevaa mitumba. lakini tatizo ni umaskini. Ulitegemea wavalishwe na Stella McCartney?

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  18. hahaha kweli leo ndo mara ya kwanz kutembelea blog hii nimekuzimia ghafla....mbona umemsahau Dina Marius..naye pia hapana

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  19. uwoya kaboooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    chefu; kanichefua yani. kwan alilazimishwa aende ovyoooo.

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  20. heheh,kwa kweli they need to step up their game! As for you Missie Popular too,try stepping up your game a lil! didnt like your outfit,it was very boring, i think the colors u chose didnt blend in well with your skin tone,or maybe its my eyes..and honey, a lipstick wouldnt hurt, would it?
    Keep up the good work!

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